[BREAKING] Trump wants Erica
After the Danish prime minister declared that Greenland isn’t for sale, president Trump has started focussing on Erica.
“I like it, it’s great” says Trump. “I’ve never seen anything like it. Make Erica grind again.” He heard some legendary stories about a wall of death, according to Trump “It’s huge”. He’s also interested in the local golfcourse, which is also used for a festival called Pitfest.
If he manages to buy the little Dutch town, Erica will be part of the United States. Trump wants to rename the town to “Greenland” and said he would like to start with building a wall of death around Pitfest.